• 11 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight
  • 3 am: lol
  • officialunitedstates:

    "What does the chef recommend?"

    "Sir, this is a mcdonalds"

    callmeoutis:

    you’re too young to be heterosexual honey you’re probably just confused

    my

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    ass

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